Like Knight Rider, Tesla Drives Man to Hospital On Autopilot

Photo: Tesla Model S

Your 80s dreams have come true! Your car can now automatically SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! A Missouri man suffered a pulmonary embolism (blockage of a blood vessel in the lung) and quickly set his car on autopilot for the nearest hospital. The car took him up to the road right in front of the hospital and the man manually drove it into the parking lot.

Where do we stand on Tesla's self-driving cars now? One person dead, one person saved. So...evens? Anyway, it's amazing that technology has evolved to where your car can drive you to the fucking hospital! What a time to be alive!

Until Skynet becomes self-aware.