The Oregon militia men are having a difficult time winning their war against the government, especially after the recent raid that led to several arrests and the shooting death of one of the militia men. Joseph Stetson was stopped by police on his way to join the militia men in their fictitious war. He told the police officer that he was on his way to join the militia and kill federal agents. His weapon: A pellet gun. If I was going to war with the government, I would have more than just a pellet gun, a few guns, little food and lots of dildos.
You read that right. The Oregon Militia members would like to settle their dispute with the government in a sumo wrestling match. Oh, and it gets weirder! They have chosen New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as their opponent on the government's side. Representing the militia's side is Kelly Gneiting, a professional sumo wrestler. This confirms that the 25 days the militia spent occupying a bird sanctuary was one big troll.
When you think about who would go watch a movie about Benghazi, you think right-wing gun nuts. Well, there may be some truth to that. A woman in a Renton, Washington movie theater was a few minutes into the film when she heard a loud pop. She was shot in the chest by another customer. The shooter, who may have been intoxicated, was playing with his gun during the movie when it accidentally discharged.