Sure, you could throw a monkey wrench at a power grid and have it fail, but what about an actual live monkey? A monkey either jumped or fell onto a transformer. The monkey somehow managed to get past the electric fence which is meant to keep animals out. This cute little thing must be immune to electric shock or something. The monkey is fine, further proof that this must be some sort of super monkey. Kenya was knocked into the stone age, but has since recovered from the blackout. KenGen posted a picture of the super monkey. Isn't it cute?
What is the golf hazard you want to avoid most at a Florida golf course? Yep, it's gators. A massive alligator was filmed calmly wandering around the Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Florida. By massive I mean REALLY MASSIVE! The gator looks like a giant dinosaur! Though not officially, the giant gator was described as being "like a mascot for the course". The gator is not aggressive (from a distance) and spends its time enjoying watching potential meals hit balls with a stick.
That is one big fucking gator! Looks so chill that it makes me want to pet it.
Holy crap! If you thought this only happened in the human world (we are apes after all), then you're wrong. A female orangutan got her male orangutan partner to help her kill an older female orangutan. The animal kingdom is brutal as fuck! Have you ever been asked by your lover to kill someone for them?
How smart are honey badgers? Well, this article will give you an idea. This honey badger will do anything to get out of its enclosure. It can slide locks, dig under fences and climb up poles. A true escape artist.
A cow named Freddie that escaped from a New York slughterhouse and went sightseeing on Thursday has been given a second chance. An animal rights advocate has negotiated the release of the cow. The cow's new home will be in New Jersey (ugh) with other rescued livestock (yay). Happy Friday!