Hey! You want to hear something funny? A train walks into a bar... Wait, no, that's not how it goes. A train derails into a bar. The bar is called DeRailed. DRUMS
That is exactly what happened in Charles City, Iowa. One of the grain cars tipped over (LOL) into the back of the bar. It appears that the track split, causing one of the cars to derail. No injuries were reported, but the damage to the bar is estimated at approximately $10,000.
The story patrons will be telling for years, however, is priceless.