The Oregon militia men are having a difficult time winning their war against the government, especially after the recent raid that led to several arrests and the shooting death of one of the militia men. Joseph Stetson was stopped by police on his way to join the militia men in their fictitious war. He told the police officer that he was on his way to join the militia and kill federal agents. His weapon: A pellet gun. If I was going to war with the government, I would have more than just a pellet gun, a few guns, little food and lots of dildos.