Weekend Tips & Tricks to Get Laid

Weekend Tips & Tricks to Get Laid
Photo by:  Mirko Vitali  via 123rf.com

Photo by: Mirko Vitali via 123rf.com

1t’s Friday so congratulations to all that successfully completed the work week without killing thyself.  As we approach football feuds and watching the Yankee’s slide past the World Series, let’s discuss some odd facts (according to Yale researchers) to drop to an attractive woman while you’re drunk at the bar.  Rest assure, these are great conversation starters — or enders.

  1. Female kangaroos have three vaginas.  Yes. Like, I’m astounded, myself.

  2. Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.

  3. Kissing burns 2 calories per minute.  Undressing burns 8.

  4. Turtles can only breathe through their butts.

  5. In 2008 scientists discovered a new species of bacteria that lives in hairspray. (I no longer use hairspray)

  6. An epidemic of laughing that lasted almost a year broke out in Tanganyika (now Tanzania) in 1962. Several 1,000 people were affected, across villages. It forced a school to close. It wasn't fun, though — other symptoms included crying, fainting, rashes, and pain.

  7. Norway knighted a penguin last year.

  8. In China, killing a panda is punishable by death.

  9. The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works. 

  10. The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.

Being a female, I was intrigued by these and would absolutely respond if a drunken idiot were to inform me with any of these facts.

You’re welcome.

By, Samantha Weiss